Please don’t return Commando and P11 air filter elements and expect me to pay the return postage because they are round and are the wrong shape! Just bend them and slip them into the perforated surrounds.
Triumph twin pipes are not faulty because they are not bent the same way left and right – that’s the way Triumph made them originally
Don’t send back alternator rotors because they are too big to fit inside the stators – you have forgotten to remove the keepers
Amal concentric needle clips are not broken – they all have a split in them
Our rim locks are not faulty because you can’t blow up your tires through them
Sorry your brake disc went blue and made a terrible noise when you applied the brakes – next time put the pads in the other way around